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seymour-butz-stuff:

bitchesgetriches:

chismosite:

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4.17.21. Brooklyn Center, MN

Police dispersed a protest shortly into the night, then forced all journalists to surrender and consent to photographs of their faces, credentials, and IDs. Police also arrested marked medics for being present.

A local church opened to injured protestors the night before, and dozens of police responded by surrounding the church the following day.

Police are the acting arm of fascism.

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police response is similar in other cities, like LA and NY pictured here. All cops have an interest in their own power and demanding their ability to kill with impunity.

That picture of the cops surrounding the church looks like a joke. It’s not.

It’s not a joke. In fact most of those guys standing around doing absolutely nothing of value for their community are earning overtime. Which will cost their community more. For nothing of value.

When people say “Defund the Police” this is part of what they mean. Useless displays of force that only serve to brutalize their citizens and result in cities paying out millions of dollars in settlements.

entitty:

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

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Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

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dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

gailsimone:

polyglotplatypus:

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People don’t get jokes, you guys. :)

thysilus:

happy pride month

iplaytolosebitch:

simtunes:

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For the love of god someone rob this guy

For people in the notes saying “but he’s a philanthropist, he gives stuff away!” he uses his donations to get sponsorships and ad revenue, so basically every choice he makes he gains the money back. And sometimes he gives poor people shit they can’t afford to pay taxes on, so they end up having to give the gift back to him.

karablueboo:

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draconym:

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seven-oomen:

draconym:

you-can-hufflefuck-right-off:

draconym:

mrsbeef:

anonymus-maximus-er:

draconym:

draconym:

I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?”

The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said.

Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

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Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:

  • to make the smoke detector noise every time someone makes toast
  • to make gross eating noises at us when he wants us to share our food
  • to announce that he is about to poop just about every time he poops
  • to demand payment in the form of peanuts for every instance of good behavior
  • no seriously he says “I get a peanut” every single time and gets VERY MAD if not given a peanut

……LESS funny??!??????

The thought of this parrot declaring “I get a peanut” for good behaviour like he’s stating an immutable natural law that must never be disputed is sustaining me through this day. I was a good parrot. I get a peanut. That is how it is. That is how it always has been.

That’s exactly what he means when he says it. It’s not a request. It’s a statement of fact. These days he says it preemptively as a way of ensuring that he will be paid for his efforts. Like if you ask him to step up somewhere or go back in his cage he’ll say “I get a peanut” before he does it to make sure you agree to give him one.

My question is… Does he revolt if you DON’T give him his peanut?

He used to get really angry if he did something expecting a peanut and we said “no, no peanut” because he’d been really rude (bitey, screechy, generally hostile body language) about it previously or he’d already had a whole bunch of peanuts. Since he’s started saying “I get a peanut?” beforehand, if we respond with “no peanut” he generally just decides not to do it.

He often announces something like “step up and get a peanut?” if he’s already had a bunch of peanuts and he knows he’ll have to do something to earn one. Unfortunately, he also causes trouble (furniture destruction, usually) explicitly for the purposes of suggesting “Ripley go back and get a peanut?” when we scold him, because he knows we’re going to want him to go back in his cage, and he always wants a reward for going back in his cage.

that parrot is running a hostage situation

We do literally refer to him “holding the couch hostage” when he decides he’s going to make holes in the cushions until we attempt to bribe him to go back into his cage.

Ripley: I go back in cage, get a peanut?
Human: Sorry, we’re out of peanuts
Ripley:

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lightweightkate:

rainbowismymiddlename:

rainbowismymiddlename:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

memewhore:

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apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

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“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

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“Zookeeper in charge of the pandas”

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Here are two more:

“Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway”

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And my favorite

“Person on thermal infrared camera”

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Might share more tomorrow.

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

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Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

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Person who sits on wet paint

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Person who’s still loading

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Boyfriend carrying girlfriend’s shopping bags

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I love these so much

captaincobalt-27:

mens-rights-activia:

mens-rights-activia:

The experiences of conventionally attractive people and conventionally unattractive people can be so jarringly different and it really deserves some conversation. But I hate how the only mention of this comes from incels or anti-feminists or other right aligned losers with not an ounce of nuance in their bones lmaooo

Like, your physical attractiveness can shape not just your interpersonal experiences but also real tangible things such as but no limited to whether or not you get a job or being believed as a victim or what kind of roles you can get as an actor or perhaps the length of a sentence or how much help is offered to you in a time of need etc. etc.

It also lends itself to certain kinds of loneliness, not just in terms of romantic partners but friendships as well. Unattractive people will rarely be the first option in any of thier relationships even if they are close friends with someone that person will still likely choose the more conventionally attractive person to spend time with. They will often watch thier friends attend social events without them, they will often have to invite themselves to events if they wish to attend. They are the first to be left behind unnoticed if the group walkspeed is too fast. They are less likely to be contacted for reunions after long stretches of time. They could have thier jokes and entire personalities stolen by a more conventionally attractive person and people will still prefer the conventionally attractive person.

marxisforbros:

mens-rights-activia:

mens-rights-activia:

The experiences of conventionally attractive people and conventionally unattractive people can be so jarringly different and it really deserves some conversation. But I hate how the only mention of this comes from incels or anti-feminists or other right aligned losers with not an ounce of nuance in their bones lmaooo

Like, your physical attractiveness can shape not just your interpersonal experiences but also real tangible things such as but no limited to whether or not you get a job or being believed as a victim or what kind of roles you can get as an actor or perhaps the length of a sentence or how much help is offered to you in a time of need etc. etc.

“Unattractive people have to bear economic and psychological costs related to their unattractiveness. From a pure economic perspective they are paid on average less than attractive people. Studies conducted by economic scholars estimated that over a lifetime an unattractive person earns $230,000 less than an attractive one.“